Quote from George in The Alternate Side
George: Is that how you're gonna say it? Kramer: No, no, I'm working on it. Elaine: Do it like this. "These pretzels are making me thirsty." Jerry: No. "These pretzels are making me thirsty." Kramer: No, no. See, that's no good. See, you don't know how to act. George: [anxious] "These pretzels are making me thirsty!!" [Jerry pinches his nose] Oh, that was no good? Kramer: I didn't say anything. Elaine: I'm gonna go break up with Owen. George: What was wrong with that? I had a different interpretation! Do you know anything about this pretzel guy?! Maybe he's been in the bar a really long time and he's really depressed because he has no job and no woman and he's parking cars for a living! [out the window to the honking cars] All right! All right! Shut up! Shut up! I hear you! I'm coming down! These pretzels are making me thirsty!