Kramer: Hey, you seen the paper yet?
Jerry: Interestingly enough, no, inasmuch as it is my paper.
Kramer: Yeah. There's an article in there about that writer.
Jerry: "Owen March, prominent author and essayist suffered a stroke yesterday in the upper West Side apartment of a friend."
Kramer: Uh-huh, that's the guy that was here. You're the friend.
Jerry: "The extent of the damage would have been far less severe had paramedics been able to reach him sooner."
Sid: Oh, Lord.
Jerry: "The commotion also delayed production of a Woody Allen movie that was shooting up the block. A spokeswoman for the legendary filmmaker said that Mr. Allen was extremely agitated and wondered if his days of shooting movies in New York were over."