Quote from Kramer in The Stranded
Kramer: So, I'm chasing these doves down the street and she's screaming at the top of her lungs, and then when the magician comes back from Europe, two of them turned brown! Well, I followed the instructions! [both laugh] Steve: [still laughing] Ah, they turned brown! Brown! [talks] So let me ask you something, you know any women we could call? Kramer: Not really. Steve: Maybe we should call one of those escort services. I saw one of them advertised before on the cable station. Kramer: [hands Steve the phone] 555-LOVE. Steve: Hey, you want in on this? Kramer: No, I got a girl in the next building.