Quote from George in The Nose Job
George: You won't think I'm a bad person? Jerry: Too late for that. George: 'Cause believe me, I would only say this to you and maybe a psychiatrist, maybe. Well, her nose is a little big. Jerry: Yeah, she's got a big nose. George: I mean, big would even be okay. It's a little beyond big. Jerry: It's a schnoz. George: Now, I'm aware that my own physical dimensions are perhaps a little short of perfection. Jerry: A little. George: So who am I to be thinking about someone's nose? I mean, I should be grateful someone like her even looks at me. I have no job, nothing. But I have to say, I think about the nose. I don't want to think about the nose. I don't ask to think about the nose, but I think about it. I go to bed at night, I tell myself, "Don't think about the nose, forget the nose," but I think about it. I look at her, I see nose.