Quote from George in The Cafe
Monica: What happened to the test? George: What? Oh, I spilled some food on it. Monica: Food? What food? George: What are you talking about? Monica: Where did you get food? George: From my pocket. Monica: What? George: I, uh... I had a sandwich in my pocket. Monica: And coffee? George: Yeah. Had some coffee, yeah. Monica: Where did you get the coffee? George: Where did I get the coffee? Where do think I got the coffee? At the grocery store. Monica: How did you get there? George: I walked. Monica: How did you get out of the apartment? I didn't see you leave. George: I climbed out the window. Monica: You climbed out the window? George: Of course. Monica: Why didn't you go out the door? George: The door? Why would I go out the door? The window is right here. Monica: You are a fascinating man, George Costanza.