Quote from George in The Cafe
George: I'm sure I have a low IQ. I've been lying about my SAT scores for 15 years. Jerry: What did you get? George: What did I get or what do I say I got? Jerry: What do you say? George: I say 1409. Jerry: 1409, that's a good score. George: You're telling me. Jerry: What did you really get? George: You are my friend. Jerry: Of course. George: I tell you everything, right? Jerry: I hope so. George: Well, this I take to the grave.