Quote from Jerry in The Truth
Elaine: What are you doing? What is all this? Jerry: Oh, he's, uh, helping me sort my receipts. I'm being audited. Elaine: Oh, your being audited? What for? Jerry: Oh, I contributed money to a charity that turned out to be fraudulent. It's very boring. Elaine: When was this? Jerry: Well, a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far far away. Elaine: I remember you donated to some volcano thing on our first date. Jerry: Volcano? Really? [turns away] Elaine: Oh, wait a minute. Don't tell me that that was... Jerry: Something to drink? Elaine: What did you think, that would impress me? Jerry: You've got me all wrong. I was thinking only of the poor Krakatoans. Elaine: Like you this donation for 50 bucks and I'd start tearing my clothes off? Jerry: Those brave Krakatoans... East of Java. Who sacrificed so much for so long. Elaine: Now you're being audited because of it. You see, that's Karma. Jerry: No, that's Kramer.