Elaine: What are you doing? What is all this?
Jerry: Oh, he's, uh, helping me sort my receipts. I'm being audited.
Elaine: Oh, your being audited? What for?
Jerry: Oh, I contributed money to a charity that turned out to be fraudulent. It's very boring.
Elaine: When was this?
Jerry: Well, a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.
Elaine: I remember you donated to some volcano thing on our first date.
Jerry: Volcano? Really? [turns away]
Elaine: Oh, wait a minute. Don't tell me that that was...
Jerry: Something to drink?
Elaine: What did you think, that would impress me?
Jerry: You've got me all wrong. I was thinking only of the poor Krakatoans.
Elaine: Like you this donation for 50 bucks and I'd start tearing my clothes off?
Jerry: Those brave Krakatoans... East of Java. Who sacrificed so much for so long.
Elaine: Now you're being audited because of it. You see, that's Karma.
Jerry: No, that's Kramer.