Quote from Jerry in The Baby Shower
Mary: Jerry?! Jerry: I'm sorry, I.. Mary: Mary Contardi. No? Doesn't ring a bell, Jerry? We had a date, three years ago. You took me to one of your shows. Jerry: [stammering] Oh, I, I, think I remember.. Mary: Told me you had a great time! Said you'd call me the next day. Jerry: Well, I'm sure I meant to call. I probably just lost your- Mary: Liar! Liar! You were never going to call me! You thought you could waltz through the rest of your life and never bump into me again! But you were wrong, Jerry! You were wrong! What do you think, I'm some sort of poor, pathetic wretch?! Jerry: No, I don't think that. Mary: Some person who could be dismissed and ignored?! Some insignificant piece of dust?! Some person who doesn't deserve your respect and your attention?! Well, you're the one that doesn't deserve my respect and my attention! You're the insignificant piece of dust! George: [to Leslie] Actually, I never had any formal training. I guess I'd be better suited for improvs, or something.. [As she storms out, Mary bumps into Leslie, pushing her chocolate cake onto George's shirt] Leslie: Thanks a lot.