Elaine: I don't know what I'm gonna do. She asked me to give her a baby shower.
Jerry: Asked you? You're not going to do that are you?
Elaine: Anyone else, never. But, Leslie, I have a problem saying no to. For some reason, I seem to want her approval.
George: Let Maria Shriver give her a baby shower.
Jerry: [Boston accent] Ask not what I can do for you, ask what you can do for me.
George: Ich bin ein sucker.
Elaine: Oh, would you two stop with the Kennedys? Why does everybody make such a big deal about he Kennedys? What is this fascination?! Who cares?! It's all so boring.
George: She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon. She deserves Rosemary's baby!
Elaine: I do have one teeny little problem, though.
George: Never said goodbye. Never apologized. Nothing.