Jerry: Excuse me. Can I get something to drink?
Stewardess: I'm afraid not.
Jerry: What's with this airline? What are you, cutting out the drinks now?
Stewardess: No sir. We're flying into a blizzard. Please fasten your seat belt. We're making an emergency landing.
Jerry: Are they gonna go over the instructions again?
Old Man: My name is Bill. I might be the last person you ever see.