Kramer: Look, will you at least let me bring the guy over? He's an amazing man. He's a Russian immigrant. He escaped from the Gulag. He's like the Sakharov of cable guys. He'll slow down your gas meter. He sells slugs, Jerry. Slugs for the subway.
Jerry: A real human-rights nut, huh?
Kramer: Yeah. He's intense, man.
Jerry: I don't know. What if I get caught?
Kramer: Oh, you're not gonna get caught. Look, let me get him. Man, it's the '90s. It's Hammer time! Come on, just let me get him.