Kramer: Oh, God, you're so naive! All the cable companies care about is the big "mammoo". [Jerry hits the TV] Oh, look at you! You're banging things. Pathetic. Just wasting your life. I'm offering you 56 channels: movies, sports, nudity. And it's free! For life!
Jerry: Stop shouting! You're ruining the reception.
Kramer: Can you hear yourself? Can, can, do you know what you're saying?!
Jerry: What you're suggesting is illegal.
Kramer: It's not illegal.
Jerry: It's against the law.
Kramer: Well, yeah.