Quote from Jerry in The Statue
Jerry: I think that's the statue from my house. That looks like the statue from my house! Elaine: What statue? Jerry: I had a statue! Elaine: You have a statue? I never saw a statue. Jerry: My grandfather gave me a statue! Elaine: Since when? Jerry: What's the difference?! That's the one! He ripped me off! This guy ripped me off!