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Quote from Kramer in The Phone Message

Kramer: Hey, I just thought of a really funny thing for your act. All right, you're up there, you're on the stage and you go "Hey, you ever notice how cars here in New York, they never get out of the way of ambulances anymore. Someone's in a life-and-death situation, and we're thinking 'Well, sorry buddy, you should've thought of that when you were eating cheese omelettes and sausages for breakfast every morning for the last thirty years.'" So you gonna use it?
Jerry: I don't think so.
Kramer: It's funny.
Elaine: It is funny.
Jerry: I like to do my own material.
Kramer: That's as good as anything you do.

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