Alton Benes: Looks like rain.
George: I know, I know, that's what they said.
Alton Benes: Who said?
George: The weather guy, Dr. Waldo.
Alton Benes: I don't need anybody to tell me it's gonna rain.
George: No, of course not. I didn't..
Alton Benes: All I have to do is stick my head out the window. [Jerry and George eagerly drink] Which one's suppose to be the funny guy?
George: Oh, he's the comedian.
Jerry: I'm just a regular person.
George: No, no. He's just being modest.
Alton Benes: We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tail gunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. ... There's nothing funny about that.