Quote from Morty Seinfeld in The Pony Remark
Helen Seinfeld: I don't have a dress to wear. And you. You don't have anything. Morty Seinfeld: I got a sport jacket. Helen Seinfeld: You're not wearing that to a funeral. Morty Seinfeld: What's wrong with it? Helen Seinfeld: It looks ridiculous. Morty Seinfeld: What, I'm gonna buy a new jacket now? Jerry: I don't know what to do. Morty Seinfeld: You know what this funeral's gonna wind up costing me? Oh boy!