Jerry: So I know this guy. I'm getting all my sneakers at a discount now.
Vanessa: I know. You mentioned it.
Jerry: Oh yeah, right. [inner monologue] Oh, God. Get me out of here. What a mistake. What made me think this would work? And I've still got another day! I've got nothing left to say. Wait, wait, got one. [out loud] That's a nice watch. Do you wind it?
Vanessa: No, it's got a little battery.
Jerry: Well, that's good. [inner monologue] Well, the drive home should be a delight. I'm speeding the whole way. Let them throw me in jail. I don't care. [out loud] That' the manager? Do you want me to see if we can get another room?
Vanessa: No, it's okay.
Jerry: So, I guess you don't find the separate faucets for the hot and cold charming?
Vanessa: Not especially.
Jerry: Well, what do you want to do this afternoon?
Vanessa: What can we do? It's raining.
Jerry: We cold play "Sorry!" We cold play "Steal the Old Man's Bundle." [inner monologue] Maybe I can get an extension cord and hang myself. [out loud] What kind of perfume is that you're wearing?
Vanessa: Oh, you've never heard of it.
Jerry: No, what? What kind is it?
Vanessa: I can't tell you.
Jerry: [inner monologue] Yeah, that's normal.