Quote from George in Male Unbonding
George: I don't know why you even bother with this ping pong guy, I'll tell you that. Jerry: I don't bother with him. He's been calling me for seven years. I've never called him once! He's got the attention span of a five-year-old. Sometimes I sit there and I make up things just to see if he's paying attention. George: I don't understand why you spend time with this guy. Jerry: What can I do? Break up with him? Tell him "I Don't think we're right for each other.." He's a guy. At least with a woman, there's a precedent. You know, the relationship goes sour, you end it. George: No, no, no. No, you have to approach this as if he was a woman. Jerry: Just break up with him? George: Absolutely. You just tell him the truth. Jerry: The truth? [George initially gives a confirming look, before wincing at the thought of the truth]