Quote from George in Male Unbonding
George: So we order lunch, and we're talking. Finally, she blurts out how it's not working. Jerry: Really? George: So, I'm thinking, as she's saying this, I'm thinking, "Great, the relationship's over. But the egg salad's on the way." So now I have a decision, do I walk or do I eat? Jerry: Hm? You ate. George: We sat there for twenty minutes, chewing, staring at each other in a defunct relationship. Jerry: Someone says, "Get out of my life!" and that doesn't affect your appetite? George: Have you ever had their egg salad? Jerry: It is unbelievable. George: It's unbelievable. You know what else is unbelievable? I picked up the check. She didn't even offer. She ended it. The least she could do is send me off with a sandwich.