[stand-up:]
Jerry: So, I'm on line at the supermarket. Two women in front of me. One of them, her total was eight dollars. The other, three dollars. They both of course choose to pay by the use of the... check. Now, the fact is, if it's a woman in front of you that's writing the check, you will not be waiting long. I have noticed that women are very fast with checks, you know, 'cause they write out so many checks. The keys, they can never find in their purse, they don't know where that is. But the check book, they got that. They never fumble for the check book. The check book comes out of a holster, "Who do I make it out to? There's my ID''. There's something about a check that, to a man, is not masculine. I don't know exactly what it is... I think to a man, a check is like a note from your mother that says, "I don't have any money, but if you'll contact these people, I'm sure they'll stick up for me... If you just trust me this one time. I don't have any money but I have these... I wrote on these. Is this of any value at all?"