Jerry: [answers phone] Hello?
Valerie: Jerry, I was just at my stepmom's house, and I saw that you were on her speed-dial.
Jerry: Uh, well, she uh, probably just wanted to be able to keep tabs on you. [phone beeps] Hold on a second. [switches line] Hello?
Mrs. Hamilton: Hi, Jerome.
Jerry: Oh, Mrs. Hamilton, this is a very bad time. I've got Valerie on the other line. Just a second. [switches] Hello?
Valerie: That's her on the other line, isn't it?
Jerry: Well...
Valerie: Tell her I don't want you on her speed-dial.
Jerry: Hang on. [switches line] She knows about the speed-dial. Mrs Hamilton, you gotta get me off this
thing.
Mrs. Hamilton: I won't, until she puts me back on hers.
Jerry: Hang on. [switches line] She wants to be back on yours.
Valerie: Fine. But only if you're off hers.
Jerry: Hang on. [switches line] Fine, if I'm off yours.
Valerie: No, still me.
Jerry: Sorry. Hang on. [actually switches line] Fine, if I'm off yours.
Mrs. Hamilton: I won't do it. It's my speed-dial, and I don't trust her.
Jerry: Please, Mrs Hamilton, this is very awkward for me.
Mrs. Hamilton: All right. I'll hide you in one of the emergency buttons.
Jerry: Great, bye. [switches line] She said she'll do it.
Valerie: Great.