Kevin: Who is it?
Bizarro Kramer: [o.s.] Feldman. From across the hall.
Kevin: Hold on. [opens door] Hey.
Bizarro Kramer: Hey, Kevin. Look who I ran into.
Bizarro Newman: Hello, Kevin.
Kevin: Hello, Vargas. [they laugh and shake hands] Wanna catch a game this weekend?
Bizarro Newman: Great. I'll see you later.
Kevin: Okay. Vargas!
Bizarro Kramer: Well, I got them.
Kevin: All right. Hey, Elaine, Feldman was able to get us all tickets to the Bolshoi. [Elaine gasps] Fourth row, center.
Elaine: Get out! [pushes Kevin, who falls to the floor]
Bizarro Kramer: What's the matter with you?
Elaine: Oh, Kevin. I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do?
Bizarro George: Haven't you done enough already?
Elaine: I'll just... [gets her bag; tries to open the door] It's... It's locked.