George: I, I couldn't help but notice that uh you don't have a chair.
Security Guard: I don't need a chair.
George: No, I didn't mean to imply that you did. You're obviously a very well proportioned individual. Well, what I was just wondering is, have they ever offered you a chair?
Security Guard: Nope.
George: Would you like a chair?
Security Guard: I suppose if they gave me one I'd sit down.
George: Ah-ha, ah-ha. You would, wouldn't you?
Security Guard: Obviously, I'd rather sit than stand, if that's what your asking.
George: That's exactly my point.
Security Guard: Well who wouldn't?
George: Cause I tell you, frankly, I would like to walk in hear one day and find you sitting down. [heads for the exit] That would give me a lot of pleasure. Call me crazy.