Jerry: That damn mohel! He circumcised my finger. The mohel circumcised my finger.
Elaine: You flinched.
Jerry: Flinched? I did not flinch. George, did I flinch?
Elaine: Oh, how would he know? He blacked out. He fainted.
George: It was very traumatic. The last thing I remember was you flinching. Then everything went black.
Jerry: Who's got tissues? I need more tissues. Look at this thing. It's my phone finger!
George: Careful. You're getting blood all over.
Kramer: What about the baby?
Jerry: Oh, the baby's fine. They just took him to the hospital as a precautionary measure. But look at me. I'm the one who's hurt!
Elaine: Will you stop it? You're just gonna need a few stitches.
Jerry: A few stitches? I've never had stitches. I'll be deformed. I can't live with that. Goes against my personality. It's not me.