Quote from Frank Costanza in The Puffy Shirt
Estelle Costanza: Maybe you should take a civil service test. George: I'm not taking a civil service test. Frank Costanza: Look at this, George. You ever seen a silver dollar? George: Yes, I've seen a silver dollar. Estelle Costanza: Why don't you want to take a civil service test? George: To do what?! Work in the post office? Is that what you want me to do? Frank Costanza: Would you believe when I was 18, I had a silver dollar collection? Estelle Costanza: I don't understand. You get job security. You get a pay check every week. George: I'm a college graduate. You want me to be a mailman? Frank Costanza: You know, I couldn't bring myself to spend one of these. I got some kind of a... phobia. Estelle Costanza: So what are you gonna do?! George: I don't know. I do know that I have some kind of a talent. Something to offer. I just don't know what it is yet! Frank Costanza: I bet that collection would be worth a lot of money today. [does trick with the coin] George: Oh, my God.