Quote from Kramer in The Handicap Spot
Kramer: Why don't you take a handicap spot? George: You think? Elaine: No, no! We'll find a space. There's spaces in the other lot. George: I don't want to walk that far. Elaine: What if a handicapped person needs it? Kramer: Oh, come on. They don't drive! Jerry: Yes, they do! Kramer: Have you ever seen a handicapped person pull into a space and park? Jerry: Well there's spaces there, they must drive! Kramer: Well they don't. If they could drive, they wouldn't be handicapped. Elaine: So if you can drive, you're not handicapped? George: Look, we're not gonna be that long anyway. We have to get to the "party"! Kramer: I got news for you: handicapped people, they don't even want to park there! They wanna be treated just like anybody else! That's why, those spaces are always empty.