Jerry: So we're in the room and she's trying to get me to kiss her right in front of him.
Kramer: Uh-huh. You see, that's the great thing about Mediterranean women. All right, so what did you do?
Jerry: Nothing.
Kramer: Ah, what kind of a man are you? The guy is unconscious in a coma and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend?
Jerry: I didn't know what the coma etiquette was.
Kramer: There is no coma etiquette. You see that's the beauty of the coma, man. It doesn't matter what you do around it.
Jerry: So you're saying, his girl, his car, his clothes, it's all up for grabs. You can just loot the coma victim.
Kramer: I'd give him 24 hours to get out of it. If they can't get out of it in 24 hours, it's a land rush.
Jerry: So if the coma victim wakes up in a month, he's thrilled, he got out of the coma. He goes home, there's nothing left?
Kramer: Nothing left! That's why I'm trying to get that vacuum cleaner. Because somebody's going to grab it.