Quote from Jerry in The Subway
Jerry: You realize of course, you're naked? Man: Naked, dressed. I don't see any difference. Jerry: You ought to sit here. There is a difference. Man: You got something against the naked body? Jerry: I got something against yours. How about a couple of deep knee bends? Maybe some squat thrusts? Man: Who's got time for squat thrusts? Jerry: All right, how about skipping breakfast. I'm guessing you're not a 'half-grapefruit and black coffee' guy. Man: I like a good breakfast. Jerry: I understand, I like good breakfast. Long as you don't wind up trapped in a room with bib overalls and pigtails, being counseled by Dick Gregory. Man: I'm not ashamed of my body. Jerry: Exactly. That's your problem. You should be. [the man drops half his newspaper] Don't get up. Please, allow me.