Quote from Elaine in The Subway
Woman: Where are you off to, with such a nice present, birthday party? Elaine: A wedding. Woman: A wedding? Elaine: Yeah. Woman: Ha, I didn't know people still get married. It's hard today with men and women. Elaine: You're telling me. Woman: So, are they a nice couple? Elaine: Oh, very nice. Woman: What does he do, if you don't mind me asking? Elaine: She. Woman: She? She works, he doesn't. He sounds like my son. Elaine: There is no he. Woman: There is no he. So, who's getting married? Elaine: Um... Two women. It's... a lesbian wedding. Woman: Lesbian wedding? Elaine: Aha, yep. I'm the... um... bes tman. Woman: [to the man next to her] My luck. I don't talk to a soul in the subway for 35 years, I get the best man at a lesbian wedding. (leaves) Elaine: No, no, no, you don't understand! I'm not a lesbian! I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian!