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Jerry: I'm telling you, I've had this condition since I was eleven-years-old! I've been in and out of hospitals my whole life. I have no control over it. Doctors have told me that when I feel it, the best thing to do is just release it. Otherwise, I could die. Do you hear what I'm saying to you?! I'm telling you that if I don't go, I could die. Die! Is it worth dying for?
Security Guard: That's up to you.
Jerry: So you don't care if I die?
Security Guard: What I care about is the sanitary condition of the parking facility.
Jerry: Why would I do it unless I was in mortal danger? I know it's against the law.
Security Guard: I don't know.
Jerry: Because I could get "uromysistisis" poisoning and die, that's why. You think I enjoy living like this? The shame, the humiliation? You know, I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.

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