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Quote from Jerry in The Baby Shower

[When Jerry enters his apartment with his luggage, a group of suited men are waiting in his apartment]
FBI Agent: Mr. Steinfeld?
Jerry: Seinfeld.
FBI Agent: We're with the FBI. You wanna tell us about your cable hook-up?
Jerry: My cable hook-up? What about it?
FBI Agent: It's been illegally installed, Mr. Steinfeld.
Jerry: It has? I've been out of town. How did you know?
[An agent leads Kramer out of the bedroom into the living room]
Kramer: Jerry, I had to tell them. I had to. I had no choice. Ah, they were onto the scam from the very beginning.
FBI Agent: You're in serious trouble, Mr. Steinfeld.
Jerry: Wait a minute. Wait a minute, hold on! We're just patsies. We're just a couple of users. We never sold the stuff. What about the Russian guy? The Russian guy is the guy you want.
[The Russian guy steps out of the bedroom, wearing a suit and having lost his Eastern European accent]
Tabachnik: Mr. Seinfeld, Agent Stone. FBI. Undercover.
[Jerry makes a run for it]
Kramer: No! Jerry!
[The FBI agents unleash a torrent of bullets as Jerry dashes towards the door. He is hit by a flurry of bullets. As he drops to the floor, he makes one last attempt to grab the door handle. Tabachnik shoots him at point-blank range]
Kramer: No! Cable boy? Cable boy. What have you done to my little cable boy?
[reality: Jerry wakes up on an airplane]

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