Quote from Jerry in The Baby Shower
[When Jerry enters his apartment with his luggage, a group of suited men are waiting in his apartment] FBI Agent: Mr. Steinfeld? Jerry: Seinfeld. FBI Agent: We're with the FBI. You wanna tell us about your cable hook-up? Jerry: My cable hook-up? What about it? FBI Agent: It's been illegally installed, Mr. Steinfeld. Jerry: It has? I've been out of town. How did you know? [An agent leads Kramer out of the bedroom into the living room] Kramer: Jerry, I had to tell them. I had to. I had no choice. Ah, they were onto the scam from the very beginning. FBI Agent: You're in serious trouble, Mr. Steinfeld. Jerry: Wait a minute. Wait a minute, hold on! We're just patsies. We're just a couple of users. We never sold the stuff. What about the Russian guy? The Russian guy is the guy you want. [The Russian guy steps out of the bedroom, wearing a suit and having lost his Eastern European accent] Tabachnik: Mr. Seinfeld, Agent Stone. FBI. Undercover. [Jerry makes a run for it] Kramer: No! Jerry! [The FBI agents unleash a torrent of bullets as Jerry dashes towards the door. He is hit by a flurry of bullets. As he drops to the floor, he makes one last attempt to grab the door handle. Tabachnik shoots him at point-blank range] Kramer: No! Cable boy? Cable boy. What have you done to my little cable boy? [reality: Jerry wakes up on an airplane]