Jerry: Listen, Joel, I don't think we should see each other anymore.
Joel: What?
Jerry: This friendship, it's not working.
Joel: Not working? What are you talking about?
Jerry: We're just not suited to be friends.
Joel: How can you say that?
Jerry: Look, you're a nice guy, it's just that we don't have anything in common.
Joel: [starting to sob] Wait. What did I do? Tell me. I want to know.
Jerry: You didn't do anything. It's not you, it's me. It's.. this is very difficult.
Joel: Look, I know I call you too much, right? I mean, I know you're a very busy guy.
Jerry: No, it's not that.
Joel: [crying] You're one of the few people I can talk to.
Jerry: Oh, come on. That's not true.
Joel: I always tell everybody about you. I tell everybody to [loudly] go see his show. I mean, I'm your biggest fan!
Jerry: I know, I know.
Joel: I mean, you're my best friend.
Jerry: Best friend? I've never been to your apartment.