Elaine: All right. You're fooling around with your maid. That is a wise decision.
Jerry: Elaine, do you think I would go willy-nilly into a situation so obviously fraught with potential complications?
Elaine: You are paying a woman to come to your house and sleep with you.
Jerry: No. I pay her to clean. The rest is--
Elaine: What? A health plan?
Jerry: I was going to say, "Being a good host."