J. Peterman: Elaine, stay. Lubeck here is the world's foremost appraiser of vintage pastry. [Lubeck inspects the cake] All right, Lubeck. How much is she worth?
Lubeck: I'd say about 219.
J. Peterman: [laughs] $219,000! Lubeck, you glorious tit-willow. You just made me a profit of $190,000.
Lubeck: No, $2.19. It's an Entenmann's.
J. Peterman: Do they have a castle at Windsor?
Lubeck: No. They have a display case at the end of the aisle.
J. Peterman: Oh, good lord.
Lubeck: You all right, Peterman? You look ill.
Elaine: [sings] Get well, get well soon, we want you to get well. Get well, get well soon we want you to get well.