Morty Seinfeld: Besides, it's not stealing if it's something you need.
Jerry: What does that mean?
Helen Seinfeld: Nobody pays for everything.
Jerry: You're stealing too?!
Morty Seinfeld: Nothing. Batteries. Well, they wear out so quick.
Jerry: Mom, you too?
Helen Seinfeld: Sometimes your father forgets, so I have to steal them.