Caucasian Waitress: Coffee?
Darryl: Sure.
Caucasian Waitress: Are you black? Or should I bring some cream?
Darryl: I'm black. Oh, you know what? Bring a little cream.
Man: [to his wife] Look at that.
Darryl: Did you hear that?
Elaine: What?
Darryl: God, there are still people who have trouble with an interracial couple.
Elaine: Interracial? Us?
Darryl: Isn't that unbelievable?
Elaine: Yes. It's awful. They're upset because we're an interracial couple. That is racism.
Darryl: I don't feel like eating.
Elaine: Uh, me neither. Well, maybe this turkey club.