Willie Sr.: I remember when you used to be able to get a Hershey for a nickel.
Man: What's the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?
George: They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial.
Willie Sr.: Not Skittles.
Willie: Dad, I told you you could sit here only if you don't talk.
Woman: You make your father sit here all day?
Willie: He likes it!
George: All right, do you mind? I have the window! [to Willie] Now, what are you gonna do about my Twix?
Man: Twix has too much coconut.
George: No, there's no coconut!
Assistant: I'm allergic to coconut.
Willie: I'm not.
Willie Sr.: A nickel!