Jerry: Hey, Elaine, have you noticed your boyfriend has developed an annoying little habit?
Elaine: The squinting?
Jerry: No.
Elaine: The staring?
Jerry: No. He keeps asking me to give him a high-five.
Elaine: I thought all guys do that.
Jerry: Slapping hands is the lowest form of male primate ritual. In fact, even some of them have moved on. They're using sign language now.
Elaine: It'ss that bad?
Jerry: What do you think the Nazis were doing? That was the heil-five.
Elaine: Isn't that from your act, like, ten years ago?
Jerry: It was a good bit in the '80s, and it's still relatable today.