Jerry: You're gonna open your mail here?
George: Hey, at least I'm bringing something to this. "Have you seen me?" Nope. Whoa, something from Whatley.
Jerry: See? You give, and you get.
George: "This holiday season a donation has been made in your name to the Children's Alliance."?
Jerry: Oh, that's nice.
George: I got him Yankee's tickets. He got me a piece of paper saying "I've given your gift to someone else!"
Jerry: To a children's charity.
George: Don't you see how wrong that is?! Where's your Christmas spirit? An eye for an eye!
Jerry: Do me favor. Don't get me anything this year.