Quote from George in The Merv Griffin Show
Miranda: Doctor, how's the squirrel? George: Is he dead? Vet: No. Fortunately, the special tiny instruments arrived just in time. Would you like to visit him? Miranda: Yes, he would. Vet: You have 30 minutes. [exits] George: So ... uh, squirrel. Vet: [returns] One more thing, Mr. Costanza, we just need to know what time you'll be picking him up tomorrow. George: What's that? Vet: Oh, we're discharging the squirrel. We think he'll be better off at home. George: He has no home. He's a squirrel. Vet: Your home, Mr. Costanza. Just make sure he gets his medicine six times a day and keep his tail elevated.