Quote from Kramer in The Muffin Tops
George: Wait a minute. I think I understand this. J. Peterman is real. His biography is not. Now, you Kramer are real. Kramer: Talk to me. George: But your life is Peterman's. Now the bus tour, which is real, takes you to places that, while they are real, they are not real in sense that they did not really happen to the real Peterman which is you. Kramer: Understand? Jerry: Yeah. $37.50 for a 3 Musketeers.