Elaine: Mr. Lippman, how are you?
Mr. Lippman: Well, I'm not bad. Not bad.
Elaine: What are you doing here?
Mr. Lippman: I work for Pendant Publishing. This is our book.
Elaine: Oh.
Mr. Lippman: If you can call it that. Why is it every half-wit and sitcom star has his own book out now?