Mrs. Hamilton: I don't feel well at all. I feel all dried-out inside.
Valerie: I'll call for help.
[Valerie speed dials the number labeled Poison Control. Elsewhere, Jerry's phone rings.]
Jerry: [answers phone] Hello?
Valerie: Who's this?
Jerry: It's Jerry. Who's this?
Valerie: Uh, it's Valerie.
Jerry: Oh, hi Valerie. What's up?
Valerie: I'll tell you what's up. My stepmother is violently ill, so I hit the button for poison control and I get you!
Jerry: Wow, poison control? That's even higher than number one! [Valerie hangs up] Hello?