Quote from Jerry in The Yada Yada
[Jerry enters confessional and sits down on the kneeler. He taps on the wooden sliding door, which Father Curtis opens] Father: You know, that's a kneeler. Jerry: Oh. [switches to a kneeling position] Father: Tell me your sins, my son. Jerry: Well, I should tell you that I'm Jewish. Father: Oh, that's no sin. Jerry: Oh, good.