George: You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge?
Jerry: You don't say.
George: Manslaughter. Literally, the slaughter of a man. Sounds brutal, doesn't it?
Jerry: Heinous.
George: Yet it's the most socially acceptable form of murder.
Jerry: So you think we should change the name?
George: Yes, I do. How about, "inadvertent life-ending"? "Unintentional snuff-out."
Jerry: How about "I can't believe it's not murder"?