Quote from Jerry in The English Patient
Jerry: So again, Mr. Mandelbaum, this back specialist is supposed to be the best. So if there's anything else I can do, please don't hesitate to, uh, try and find my number.
Izzy: Uh, oh, wait. [grabs t-shirt] How about that, huh? "The World's Greatest Dad". My son made it for me.
Jerry: That's very nice.
Izzy: The best in the world. Which means I'm better than just #1.
Jerry: Well, I don't know how official any of these rankings really are.