Man: Hey, Kramer, Ramirez has never heard your pants story.
Kramer: Okay. Well, you know, I had Bob Saccamano on the phone, and I suddenly realized that I-
Elaine: You can't tell that story now. It belongs to Peterman.
Kramer: What do you mean?
Elaine: You signed the release.
Kramer: Yeah.
Elaine: He sat in mud. Not you.
Kramer: But I did sit in mud.
Elaine: You didn't! You never sat in mud!
Kramer: I was all dirty!
Elaine: It never happened! Understand?
[Kramer's friends get restless and beg for the rest of the story]
Kramer: Hey, hey, hey! All right! Yeah, uh, yeah.. well.. Uh, the pants. they, uh, they fit, uh, well - and so I, uh, decided I wasn't gonna return them! [laughs]