Quote from George in The Comeback
Jerry: "The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp"? George: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then, I said to him, "Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you." Jerry: Really? That's great. You said that to him? George: Well, actually, I thought it up on the way over here. Jerry: Oh. That's not quite the same. George: No. No, it's not. You don't know this guy. It would have been so sweet.