Jerry: Kramer, Marcelino wants us to sell him Little Jerry Seinfeld.
Kramer: Well, that's out of the question.
Jerry: But Kramer, cockfighting is an illegal and immoral activity.
Kramer: Yeah, if you got a loser. But Little Jerry was born to cockfight.
Jerry: No, no more cockfighting. Let's just sell him to Marcelino the cockfighter and be done with it!
Kramer: You know, I think you're jealous.
Jerry: Of what?
Kramer: Yeah, yeah. You see in Little Jerry Seinfeld the unlimited future you once had. Now, just because Jerry Seinfeld is a has-been, don't make Little Jerry Seinfeld a never-was!
Jerry: Kramer, give me that rooster!
Kramer: Never! You hate him because he's doing more with your name than you ever will!