Quote from Jerry in The Abstinence
Jerry: [on the phone] Cancelled? But I was supposed to be on tomorrow night. David Letterman: Yeah, but then, you know, some people were telling me about that little flap out there at the junior high school assembly. And before that, you were bumped by a lizard? Jerry: Actually, it was a monitor lizard. David Letterman: Those things, deadly dangerous. A long time ago my uncle and a date are driving, like, through Mexico. They see one on the road, drags him out of the road, and chews his face off. Listen, we'll call you if anything opens up. Okay, Jimmy? Jerry: Jerry. David Letterman: Right. Jerry.